Title: Cindersex
Couple: Yoran, Miseki, Tadamuto
Probablity of Continuation: Slim to Maybe
Author's Comments: I like this one, it's just sort of trashy. xD It's probably the best of the three.
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Once upon a time, in a castle far, far away, there lived a beautiful, sexy, handsome, dashing, charming, sexy, hot, sexy, sexy hot prince named Yoru. Yoru was incredibly sexy. And hot. And sexy. And he was a cat, which added to his incredible sexiness appeal.
Yoru was lonely. His pimping days were long over, as he was approaching the age when all young sexy hot princes have to get married. He was sad because he would only be able to pick one of his hot sexy mommas to be his wife.
[i]Where is monogamy when I need it?[/i] He often wondered, storming through his and his father’s castle full of scantily-clad women.
Sighing, he entered the throne room, wondering what his father, King Ikuto of the Horny Realm, had to say to him.
“Son.”
“Yeah?”
“It is time for you to find a sexy momma to be your wife.”
“Yeah I know. It sucks.”
“Yes. More women for me though~”
“Shut up dad.”
“Whatever. Find a bitch to marry soon.”
“There are too many hot ones. We need to do something to choose one.”
“Yeah, I agree. Let’s have a contest or something.”
“A contest? Like a ball?”
“Hell no. Balls suck.”
“Yeah. So what’ll we do, Daddy-o?”
“Let’s have a wet T-shirt contest.”
“YEAH! That’s hot. And sexy! And hot!”
“Of course I am.”
“Me too.”
“Yes, you too. Now go get someone to make invitations.”
“No problemo!”
Yoru left, a grin happily planted on his face.
[i]A wet T-shirt contest, huh? Yeah. I like the sound of that.[/i]
---
[u]Meanwhile...[/u]
“RAAAAN! WHERE ARE YOU?!” The woman rushed around downstairs, tossing her hair up and pushing up her bra. “RAN GET DOWN HERE, DAMMIT!”
A pink-haired girl floated into the room. “Yes, Amu-sama?”
The woman adjusted her lingerie and turned about. “Get those other two bitches down here. They got work to do, men to hump.”
“Yes, madam. I’ll get going.” Ran rushed up, knocking on the other girls’ bedroom doors.
“Miki? Su? Mistress is calling.”
Su burst through her door, twirling about in her scantily-clad body. “Okay! I wonder who I’ll do tonight? I hope they’re rich!”
Miki exited right after Su, dusting off her French maid outfit. “Yeah, yeah. I hope it is Kiseki.”
“Oh? He always does you, lucky thing. He’ll probably buy you one of these days. <3”
Miki blushed. “M-maybe.”
“GIRLS! GET DOWN HERE!!!”
The three girls were at the bottom of the stairs in an instant.
“Miki, keep up the good work. Mr. Kiseki requests your presence again this evening.” Miki nodded, Ran and Su giggling at her blush.
“Su, Mr. Daichi and Ms/Mr. Temari request your presence. Find a way to get to them both so you get all the cash, got it?” Su nodded.
“Ran, once again no one has requested you! For the 5th night this week! Find someone to screw or you’ll be screwed, you got it?! And since you have no work, you’d better have this house clean when we get back!!!”
“You’re leaving too? Is it for the king?!”
“Not that it’s any of your business, but no. Tonight is Tadase. CLEAN THE HOUSE!”
“Alright.”
Amu stormed out of the room angrily.
“You need to find a customer, Ran-chan.” Su sighed, turning to her friend. “We don’t want you kicked out.”
“Agreed. Ran...”
“It’s easy for you to agree, huh, Miki!? You’re in love with Kiseki! It’s easy for you to be his sex slave! But me!? I don’t like any of those guys! I always get the nasty ones, you know that!”
The other two nodded.
“I’m sorry, Ran.” Miki began. “It’s just... I don’t want to see you get kicked out.”
Ran sighed, frustrated she’d lost her temper at her only friends. “It’s okay. You two had better get going, especially you, Su. You’ve got two.”
The girls nodded, embracing in a hug. “We’ll see you later, Ran-chan!” Su waved as the two exited the house.
Ran pursed her lips, looking around at their little whore house sadly. [i]I’ll get us out. You two are always watching out for me. I’ll get us out.[/i]
And she began to clean.
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“Yeah. Use something sexy as an invite. Like a bra. Or panties. We have a lot of those.” The little perverted cat licked his lips as he watched his seamstresses create invites.
“Yeah. That looks good, Eru. Iru! Help her, damn it!”
The girl released a sigh and continued to embroider the information into the undergarments.
“I swear, you guys are so perverted.” She mumbled under her breathe.
“I know, babe. Isn’t it great?” He sent her a devilish grin. “When you finish, have somebody deliver them to all the hot babes of the realm.”
He left the room, but not without first smacking Eru’s ass and winking at Iru. “I bet you’re just jealous, eh?”
Iru was fuming as Eru tried to hide her blush.
---
Ran sighed as her friends and mistress returned, Miki blushing tremendously and doing her best to hide her face from Amu.
“Good work, girls. The house looks better, Ran. Not that much better. NOW GET TO BED!” She flicked her pink hair over her shoulder and marched off to her own chambers, slamming the door.
Su and Ran pounced on their blushing friend as soon as they were in their room.
“How’d it go?”
“What did he say!? You’re blushing so bad!”
Miki grinned. “He... He asked how much I cost...”
The two girls shrieked, hugging their blue friend.
“For real!?”
“That’s so cuuute!”
“How much do we cost?”
Miki shrugged. “I told him I didn’t know...”
“And?!”
“What else did you tell him!?”
“That I wanted to be with him.”
Su giggled as Ran exploded with joy. “Miki, this is SO GREAT! You can get out of here! He’s willing to buy you!”
Su nodded in agreement. “That’s so sweet!”
“I... I’m just scared to leave you two.”
Ran pushed her friend’s chin up, staring into Miki’s watering eyes. “What if I don’t see you two ever again?”
“Don’t be silly, Miki-chan! We’re best friends! We’re going to get out of here too, just wait and see!”
Su smiled, agreeing. “Take this opportunity! You love him! He loves you!”
“You think?”
“YESS!” The two chorused together.
They climbed into their beds, settling down as Ran flipped the lights out.
“Tomorrow we’ll ask her how much we cost together, that way she won’t make Kiseki overpay for you.”
“Thank you guys. Are you sure you’ll be fine?”
“Yes!”
“Go with him!”
---
The next morning, they asked Amu. She responded with the amount, and then a ‘why?’ Miki blushed and told her. Amu was overjoyed and let the three girls eat breakfast with her in her gorgeous private lounge. The girls were all talking happily when a Royal Messenger appeared,
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I can't believe they have a limit, that totally limits my creative freedom. D:
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