Stacy Will Eat You.

stacyateyou @ 2008-02-02T20:50:00

2008-02-03T02:03:54Z

Choose 10 characters from any of your fandoms and list them in any order. Then answer the questions according to your list.
A. Kiseki [Shugo Chara]
B. Tadase [Shugo Chara]
C. Roxas [Kingdom Hearts]
D. Kazune [Kamichama Karin]
E. Jiro [RP]
F. Ryuu [RP]
G. Keiichi [RP]
H. Yoru [Shugo Chara]
I. Axel [Kingdom Hearts]
J. Misaki [Junjo Romantica]

1. If A and E went to a cafe together what would they order?

Coffee and other expensive things they could buy to show off their wealth and power and influence.

2. If you were stuck in an elavator with B, what would you say to him/her?

"So, um, how much for Kiseki?"

3. If C and H were on a date what would they do?

Well. Um. Play with kitties and get in trouble? xD;

4. If D was ordering ice cream, what flavor would (s)he get?

Strawberry or chocolate. x3

5. What kind of summer job would F have?

Something ridiculous where he could shout at people. Ah, Ryuu. <3

6. If G got in a fight what kind of weapon would they use?

Gun. A big ass gun. 8D

7. If I and J got married, what would the wedding be like?

Small. Misaki wouldn't want anything big or he'd be fidgety. And Axel would want smex so he'd do want Misaki wanted. xD;

8. Who would your rather be friends with A or J? Why?

Um i am best friends with A he's like my husband geez what kind of question is this?

9. What kind of gift would B get C for Valentine's Day?

Something cuuute. <3 Like a kitty suit! 8D

10. And what would C get B in return for White Day?

A hug. x3

11. Who would win in an eating contest between D and F?

Kazune. Definitely.

12. How would E and you spend New Years together?

Oh my. <3 We'd have a blast. Drink some wine, talk some. I'd so beg him to invest my money.

13. G is in a hot tub with I- what happens?

LOLOL Keiichi gets scared of Axel's hair and is like "Wtf is wrong with your head!?" and Axel POUNCES HIM. xD

14. You and H went shopping? Where did you go, and what did you buy?

Hmmm. We went to Petsmart and i got him one of those cute little kitty collars that look like ribbons. <3

15. Okay, here's the big one: A,B,C,D, & E are playing capture the flag against F,G,H,I, & J who wins and why?

A, B, C, D, and E. Jiro'd convince Kei he was on their team and steal the flag that way because he is my clever little lover yes he isss~

Stolen from Leafy who stole from Nuki.<3

This is my shit. This is MY shit!

2007-11-08T01:38:04Z

Haha. Yay for parodies of Hollaback Girl, right? Hollaback Boy, by some guy who does parodies. Not Weird Al though. I love Weird Al. Especially that parody he made of Ridin' Dirty. White and Nerdy sort of rocks.

So... this is a happy little update entry. I think I'm going to end up using this LJ to post random junk I don't feel like finishing. Ever.

Yes, the cindersex one will be finished eventually, due to high demand. xD I didn't think it was that good. I guess I thought wrong. *revamps To-Do list* I think I'm going to rename it. Cindersex is sort of on the vulgar side. Cinderran, maybe. Hell, Cindersex is fine... I'm too lazy to think up something better.

I was originally going to do like a fairy tale book with three couples and three horribly revamped disney stories.

Yoran- Cinderella

Miseki- Beauty and the Beast (doesn't this fit like, PERFECT?! Yes, it does. I've claimed it, fyi.)

DaichixTemari- ... I don't remember. See? I have to write these things down...

Disney movie list to help me remember...
mulan, sleeping beauty, the wooden puppet real boy one, aladdin BAM.

They were going to be ALADDIN. xD

I actually do keep a to-do list. If I didn't, I'd be hopeless. My memory is just simply that bad. It's horrible to think about what I'm going to be like in the future.

Ah. The future. I hope it brings me improvements in Precalc. I need to get a higher grade and BOOM i got a 40% on a quiz. Oops?

And that's it. I could ramble some more, but I don't really feel like it.

<3

Cindersex... bitch.

2007-10-25T00:32:41Z

Title: Cindersex
Couple: Yoran, Miseki, Tadamuto
Probablity of Continuation: Slim to Maybe
Author's Comments: I like this one, it's just sort of trashy. xD It's probably the best of the three.

~

Once upon a time, in a castle far, far away, there lived a beautiful, sexy, handsome, dashing, charming, sexy, hot, sexy, sexy hot prince named Yoru. Yoru was incredibly sexy. And hot. And sexy. And he was a cat, which added to his incredible sexiness appeal.

Yoru was lonely. His pimping days were long over, as he was approaching the age when all young sexy hot princes have to get married. He was sad because he would only be able to pick one of his hot sexy mommas to be his wife.

[i]Where is monogamy when I need it?[/i] He often wondered, storming through his and his father’s castle full of scantily-clad women.

Sighing, he entered the throne room, wondering what his father, King Ikuto of the Horny Realm, had to say to him.

“Son.”

“Yeah?”

“It is time for you to find a sexy momma to be your wife.”

“Yeah I know. It sucks.”

“Yes. More women for me though~”

“Shut up dad.”

“Whatever. Find a bitch to marry soon.”

“There are too many hot ones. We need to do something to choose one.”

“Yeah, I agree. Let’s have a contest or something.”

“A contest? Like a ball?”

“Hell no. Balls suck.”

“Yeah. So what’ll we do, Daddy-o?”

“Let’s have a wet T-shirt contest.”

“YEAH! That’s hot. And sexy! And hot!”

“Of course I am.”

“Me too.”

“Yes, you too. Now go get someone to make invitations.”

“No problemo!”

Yoru left, a grin happily planted on his face.

[i]A wet T-shirt contest, huh? Yeah. I like the sound of that.[/i]

---

[u]Meanwhile...[/u]

“RAAAAN! WHERE ARE YOU?!” The woman rushed around downstairs, tossing her hair up and pushing up her bra. “RAN GET DOWN HERE, DAMMIT!”

A pink-haired girl floated into the room. “Yes, Amu-sama?”

The woman adjusted her lingerie and turned about. “Get those other two bitches down here. They got work to do, men to hump.”

“Yes, madam. I’ll get going.” Ran rushed up, knocking on the other girls’ bedroom doors.

“Miki? Su? Mistress is calling.”

Su burst through her door, twirling about in her scantily-clad body. “Okay! I wonder who I’ll do tonight? I hope they’re rich!”

Miki exited right after Su, dusting off her French maid outfit. “Yeah, yeah. I hope it is Kiseki.”

“Oh? He always does you, lucky thing. He’ll probably buy you one of these days. <3”

Miki blushed. “M-maybe.”

“GIRLS! GET DOWN HERE!!!”

The three girls were at the bottom of the stairs in an instant.

“Miki, keep up the good work. Mr. Kiseki requests your presence again this evening.” Miki nodded, Ran and Su giggling at her blush.

“Su, Mr. Daichi and Ms/Mr. Temari request your presence. Find a way to get to them both so you get all the cash, got it?” Su nodded.

“Ran, once again no one has requested you! For the 5^th night this week! Find someone to screw or you’ll be screwed, you got it?! And since you have no work, you’d better have this house clean when we get back!!!”

“You’re leaving too? Is it for the king?!”

“Not that it’s any of your business, but no. Tonight is Tadase. CLEAN THE HOUSE!”

“Alright.”

Amu stormed out of the room angrily.

“You need to find a customer, Ran-chan.” Su sighed, turning to her friend. “We don’t want you kicked out.”

“Agreed. Ran...”

“It’s easy for you to agree, huh, Miki!? You’re in love with Kiseki! It’s easy for you to be his sex slave! But me!? I don’t like any of those guys! I always get the nasty ones, you know that!”

The other two nodded.

“I’m sorry, Ran.” Miki began. “It’s just... I don’t want to see you get kicked out.”

Ran sighed, frustrated she’d lost her temper at her only friends. “It’s okay. You two had better get going, especially you, Su. You’ve got two.”

The girls nodded, embracing in a hug. “We’ll see you later, Ran-chan!” Su waved as the two exited the house.

Ran pursed her lips, looking around at their little whore house sadly. [i]I’ll get us out. You two are always watching out for me. I’ll get us out.[/i]

And she began to clean.

---

“Yeah. Use something sexy as an invite. Like a bra. Or panties. We have a lot of those.” The little perverted cat licked his lips as he watched his seamstresses create invites.

“Yeah. That looks good, Eru. Iru! Help her, damn it!”

The girl released a sigh and continued to embroider the information into the undergarments.

“I swear, you guys are so perverted.” She mumbled under her breathe.

“I know, babe. Isn’t it great?” He sent her a devilish grin. “When you finish, have somebody deliver them to all the hot babes of the realm.”

He left the room, but not without first smacking Eru’s ass and winking at Iru. “I bet you’re just jealous, eh?”

Iru was fuming as Eru tried to hide her blush.

---

Ran sighed as her friends and mistress returned, Miki blushing tremendously and doing her best to hide her face from Amu.

“Good work, girls. The house looks better, Ran. Not that much better. NOW GET TO BED!” She flicked her pink hair over her shoulder and marched off to her own chambers, slamming the door.

Su and Ran pounced on their blushing friend as soon as they were in their room.

“How’d it go?”

“What did he say!? You’re blushing so bad!”

Miki grinned. “He... He asked how much I cost...”

The two girls shrieked, hugging their blue friend.

“For real!?”

“That’s so cuuute!”

“How much do we cost?”

Miki shrugged. “I told him I didn’t know...”

“And?!”

“What else did you tell him!?”

“That I wanted to be with him.”

Su giggled as Ran exploded with joy. “Miki, this is SO GREAT! You can get out of here! He’s willing to buy you!”

Su nodded in agreement. “That’s so sweet!”

“I... I’m just scared to leave you two.”

Ran pushed her friend’s chin up, staring into Miki’s watering eyes. “What if I don’t see you two ever again?”

“Don’t be silly, Miki-chan! We’re best friends! We’re going to get out of here too, just wait and see!”

Su smiled, agreeing. “Take this opportunity! You love him! He loves you!”

“You think?”

“YESS!” The two chorused together.

They climbed into their beds, settling down as Ran flipped the lights out.

“Tomorrow we’ll ask her how much we cost together, that way she won’t make Kiseki overpay for you.”

“Thank you guys. Are you sure you’ll be fine?”

“Yes!”

“Go with him!”

---

The next morning, they asked Amu. She responded with the amount, and then a ‘why?’ Miki blushed and told her. Amu was overjoyed and let the three girls eat breakfast with her in her gorgeous private lounge. The girls were all talking happily when a Royal Messenger appeared,

I can't believe they have a limit, that totally limits my creative freedom. D:

Random Spurts of Coupling

2007-10-25T00:30:07Z

So I checked my dead things folder and found some yummy stuff. <3

Title: Popsicles
Couple: Amuto
Probablity of Continuation: Um... none.
Author's Comments: I didn't even remember this one. I bet it was for someone's birthday and I started, decided i didn't like it, and trashed it.

~

"What?! Why not?! It’s the most beautiful day ever! And I know you don’t like the beach very much, Nadeshiko, but I just need someone to go with! Everyone is busy doing something today! No one will go to the beach with me!!!” Amu pouted and clasped her hands together. “Please Nadeshiko?! Mom says I have to have a buddy in case something bad happens - which it won’t, nothing bad happens at the beach ever – and... and...”

“I can’t, Amu-chan. I would, but I’m busy today too. I’m really sorry.” Nadeshiko smiled sympathetically. “I’m sure there’s someone that would be willing to go.”

“But I’ve asked everybody! Tadase-kun, Yaya-chan, Kukai-kun... And you’re busy too!”

“What about Ikuto-san?”

Amu stared at Nadeshiko disbelievingly. “Are you kidding me? Ikuto? He’d never go to the beach with me! Besides, he’s the enemy, remember?”

Nadeshiko shrugged. “But he has a soft spot for you...”

“No he doesn’t!”

“Yes he does.”

“NO HE DOESN’T!!!”

Nadeshiko rolled her eyes and a small smile danced across her lips. “Whatever you say, Amu-chan. I still think you should at least ask...”

“No! I’m not going ask Ikuto...!”

“Ask me what?”

Amu jumped into the air. Startled, she turned to where she heard the voice and saw the cat himself entering through the window.

“What are you doing here?!”

“What do you want to ask me?”

Amu glared at him, huffed, and turned away with her arms crossed. “That’s none of your business.”

Ikuto rolled his eyes.

~

Title: Pre-Prince's Surprise
Couple: Miseki
Probablity of Continuation: It has been continued, and finished! Just revamped.
Author's Comments: This was originally the beginning of that ficlet, but i decided it sucked. xD

~

The front door to her home burst open as Amu, excited, bounced into her kitchen to wave the cream colored envelope at her mother.

“Guess what, mom?” Amu exclaimed, delighted. She was still bouncing around, probably because her character changed because of Ran’s extreme enthusiasm.

Her mother smiled. “What is it, sweetheart?”

Amu twirled around. “There’s going to be a [i]ball[/i], mom! A ball! The guardians- I’m one of them, remember? Well, we’re hosting a ball for Yaya-chan’s birthday! She didn’t know what she wanted and Nadeshiko suggested the ball and she was so thrilled! Nadeshiko, Yaya, and I are going to buy pretty dresses and Kukai’s going to host it at his house, since he’s really rich because his dad’s that famous pro-athlete and his mother doesn’t mind- and I need money for a dress!!!”

Her mom turned away from where she was preparing dinner and raised a brow at Amu. “You’re going to have to repeat the important part, dear. I’m sorry, I was multitasking.”

Caught up in excitement, Amu gladly repeated every word again and again still. “So? Am I allowed to go? It’s going to be kind of late- it ends at 12:00! And I need a dress! I want to get a black one, or maybe a red one!”

Her mother laughed. “I don’t mind at all, Amu-chan! What day is it?”

Amu smiled. “Next Friday! Nadeshiko suggested we go shopping tomorrow because we might be busy during the week. Is that okay with you?”

Midori smile. “Of course it’s okay with me. Your father’s going to go crazy with pictures though.”

Amu’s smiled faded a bit. “I hadn’t thought of that.”

Her mother smirked. “You could always get ready at one of your friends’ houses, couldn’t you? I don’t mind as long as you bring back some pictures.”

Amu grinned and pounced her mother into a hug. “Thank you, mom!”

Her mother returned the hug gladly. “You’re welcome, sweetheart. I’m glad you’re having fun with your friends. How much money do you think it will cost?”

Amu shrugged innocently. “Um... 600 dollars?”

Her mother rolled her eyes. “I’ll give you $150, okay?”

Amu laughed sheepishly. “Thanks mom.”

Her mother nodded. “Now go away. I’ll call you when dinner’s ready.”
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There's a word limit? Sucksss.